Jeff, who will be the father of my child if both me and my unborn child’s father die, reads my blog! He’s one of my best friends, he’s seen me be an absolute fool and still loves me. I’ve annoyed him to no end and he embraces it with laughter. There’s nobody funner to laugh with than Jeff. I can’t wait to see him again, but for now I’m happy he’s enjoying himself in New York. Someday soon he’ll be sleeping in my closet.